My brother-in-law e-mailed me some comments about Washington State, supposedly from Jeff Foxworthy.
They may not be from the "redneck" comedian, but they are funny--and true!
Pictured here is a publicity photo for Jeff Foxworthy's show Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
This is what Jeff Foxworthy had to say about living in Washington
o If someone in a Home Depot store offers youassistance and they don't work there, you live in Washington .
o If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,you live in Washington .
o If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialedthe wrong number, you live in Washington .
o If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington .
o If you (and I have) know several people who have hit a deer more thanonce, you live in Washington .
o If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the sameday, you live in Washington .
o If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave bothdoors unlocked, you live in Washington .
o If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzardwithout flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington.Oh Hell Yeah!!!!!
o If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over 8 layers ofclothes, you live in Washington .
o If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80, andeveryone is still passing you, you live in Washington .
o If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled withsnow and ice, you live in Washington .
o If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadconstruction, you live in Washington .
o If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your WASHINGTON friends, you live or have lived in Washington
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